You have gotten my identity greatly confused.
This, I have to admit, is a whole new level of screwed. We’re most likely dealing with a variation of the typical condition of Hiddles association syndrome - the involuntary sensory interference that causes everything in your surroundings to somehow remind you of Tom Hiddleston. Sufficient exposure has known to ease the symptoms, and the only reasonable solution seems to be to simply build tolerance.
So patience, my dear. I’m naming you Binkie for no apparent reason.
Follow his orders, actor Tom Hiddleston. #theselfieissue
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…I am very much confused and don’t know if I should comfort you all or congratulate you. The effects of this never-before-seen phenomenon of a colouring book shall be left to be seen.
…or, to be exact, the extent of those obviously harmful effects.
I may not know much about this world but I do know this isn’t going to end well
It’s alright, it’s alright! Take it easy. You’re merely suffering from a prolonged arousal reaction - nothing dangerous, but undoubtedly awkward and extremely uncomfortable. Viewing the video and related imagery repeatedly will only aggravate the condition, so it’s suggested you either calm yourself and avoid the footage for the time being, or stick toothpicks under your nails to distract yourself from the hormonal suffering caused by Tom’s upper body anatomy.
…you might wanna go get the toothpicks ready.
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Don’t worry! I’ll help!
Better late than never:
TOM HIDDLESTON VIDEO CONTENT WARNINGS
The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (2014)
Estimated trauma risk: 9.8
Tom takes a bucket of ice cold water all over himself.
Not suitable for underage viewers or for Tom’s mom.
Includes the following triggers:
It is most recommended to follow Tom’s example and have a bucket of ice cold water close at hand. You’re gonna need it.
An immediate loss of muscle strength and coordination which makes your desperate attempts of lifting your own ice bucket very much impossible. Fainting head-first into the bucket is a common solution to the problem, and is indeed a very decent option. Drowning - either in the bucket or in your own tears after pulling your head out of the water - might be a risk factor, but then again, so are those abs.
Tom Hiddleston ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (Complete Version)
There’s thin line between being a tease and being downright cruel
And he’s tap dancing on it
That is so sweet and lovely, Stairs, but don’t you worry, I’m alright. Rest assured; not even that bucket of ice water was as cold as my emotional response system. I am a rock solid professional and not detecting any changes in my hormonal or psychological functions other than some random butterflies in my tummy.
Oh, no, wait…
Naaah it was just my digestion. Nevermind.
Hang in there! I’m here now!
…and would like to very much apologize for my blatant absence during a time of great need. I have not forgotten you guys, and have worried for you every day since the ice bucket challenge happened.
I’ve just unfortunately been quite short of time and energy during these last few weeks, due to a sudden surge in the amount of classes I’m instructing, followed by a bombardment of trainings required for the above-mentioned, and the subsequent chaos taking over my daily schedules.
I’m hoping the hurry will ease soon and I can spare more time for my blogs. I’VE MISSED YOU PEOPLE GODDAMNIT.
That’s it, that’s my queue all done and dusted. Thank you for ladyclivelise for sponsoring this entire day of Hiddles at SWH!
…….and most sincere apologies to all those who feel personally victimized by this hormonal attack we’ve experienced here today. Be sure to take a moment to recover before attempting to perform any complicated activities like walking or speaking.