Ok, Inc, honey - take it easy. You’ve been through worse. You know the first thing you gotta do? Yeees, that’s i… wait, what? No. That’s not it. Don’t do that. PUT THE CHAINSAW DOWN. I meant the first thing you gotta do is calm down and take a few deep breaths.
Good, gooooood. Feeling better? Awesome!
Ok great now you can go get the chainsaw. Use it to wreck your television, computer and phone. Jolly good.
Unfortunately there is nothing I can do to stop the death and destruction that will inevitably follow the advent of High Rise. However, I can advice you on how to survive this more or less - probably more - apocalyptic event hovering in the horizon for all Hiddlestoners.
Here’s what you do. Go buy a few dozen sticks of dynamite. Blow your house up. Fake you death. Leave the country. Travel to India. Climb on an impressive looking mounain. Find a hermit. Become their disciple. Live an ascetic live of a buddhist monk in search of nirvana. Live a happy, meaningful life.
…or just stick forks into your eyes and run around flailing and throwing rocks at passersby, as usual.

Ok, Inc, honey - take it easy. You’ve been through worse. You know the first thing you gotta do? Yeees, that’s i… wait, what? No. That’s not it. Don’t do that. PUT THE CHAINSAW DOWN. I meant the first thing you gotta do is calm down and take a few deep breaths.

Good, gooooood. Feeling better? Awesome!

Ok great now you can go get the chainsaw. Use it to wreck your television, computer and phone. Jolly good.

Unfortunately there is nothing I can do to stop the death and destruction that will inevitably follow the advent of High Rise. However, I can advice you on how to survive this more or less - probably more - apocalyptic event hovering in the horizon for all Hiddlestoners.

Here’s what you do. Go buy a few dozen sticks of dynamite. Blow your house up. Fake you death. Leave the country. Travel to India. Climb on an impressive looking mounain. Find a hermit. Become their disciple. Live an ascetic live of a buddhist monk in search of nirvana. Live a happy, meaningful life.

…or just stick forks into your eyes and run around flailing and throwing rocks at passersby, as usual.

mintley8 replied to your post “*climbs in through a window* *whispers* SWH’s back”

Hi! *waves* long time, no hear! You ok?

Alive and in one piece, last time I checked

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iamyourlordsdragonqueen-blog asked: I'm really crying over the overload of Tom on the Sebastian Stan remedy Help. Please make it stop its too beautiful.

You mean this post? Oh dear. I’m deeply sorry for all the crying and other unpleasant side effects, but, you see, it was necessary. I had no choice. I hope you understand. I only did what I had to, but trust me; it was hard for the both of us.

Now then, dry your tears! Everything’s going to be alright! Hold your head up high and pull yourself together! You can do it. Here, this will help:

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Carry on.

Ohhh thankies sweetie

Ps. Hang in there in that hole, ok

Ohhh thankies sweetie

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Ps. Hang in there in that hole, ok

ladyclivelise asked: OMG! i was your fotw almost a month ago! thank you! :D you run a great blog, and i visit you when i want to have a good laugh despite the fact that i'm not dating hiddles in real life (i've come to accept it that i can only mentally date him). i wanna say thank you again. :) may you help more lives by giving great and humorous advices about the SAD reality that we are not dating thomas william "ovary-killing-life-ruining-perfection" hiddleston

Squeeeee! I’m glad you’re enjoying the blog, and thank you very much for such lovely words!

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*climbs in through a window*

*whispers*

SWH’s back

Tagged → #Hi
Barely noticeable little hiatus and an SWH meetup possibility

Hello there, dudes and dudettes!

Sorry for not posting much lately - I’ve been extremely busy and haven’t managed to find the time to do half the things I’d want to do daily and weekly. I’m hoping this’ll change soon, so bare with me!

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In addition to the general ‘busy as shit’ situation in my life, I’m also leaving for London TOMORROW. This means three things.

1) I won’t even try to update SWH during my trip, so you won’t be hearing from me this week. So sorry! I’ll get back to you next week, ok? Love ya!

2) If you are in London or anywhere nearby, leave me an inbox message or contact me via my personal Twitter and let’s meet up! I’m all nice and shit. :3

3) Tom’s SWH senses will soon be tingling. He will be dangerous while I’m gone. Extra caution strongly adviced.

See you soon!

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When I wake up in the morning and when I check my timeline on facebook or tumblr it’s always "Loki this and Loki that".

'Sorry' won't undo the damage that's been done

Follower of the Week

The most diligent little SWH follower this week is hush-hush-hiddlestoner!

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Congrats for being the Follower of the Week, and thank you very much!

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hush-hush-hiddlestoners asked: Can you tag me in your Content Warning for The Avengers? I must've missed it. I love these!!! <3

Here it is!

Tom Hiddleston Movie Content Warnings Part 18: The Avengers

Much obliged! Just doing mah job.

Much obliged! Just doing mah job.

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thomaswh-loki:

charlie~ :GUYS GUYS I JUST MET TOM HIDDLESTON

:I just met @twhiddleston image

 :@twhiddleston Two at the #highrise shooting in bangor. Truly nice guy. And what a great scene in family guy.

:Selfie with thiddy absolute gentleman @twhiddleston 

:Got one!

:@twhiddleston FINALLY MET TOM HIDDLESTON SUMMER = MADE

https://twitter.com/TomHiddyFilms/status/486976893644980227/photo/1

Foto scattate da una ragazza del nostro gruppo TW Hiddleston Italia. La fonte e Giulia Comix pic.twitter.com/3EaC6pBGCi

Fly, you fools

Tom Hiddleston Movie Content Warnings Part 27

THE PIRATE FAIRY (2014)
James

Estimated trauma risk: 7.0
Hiddles does a voice thingy. A pirate voice thingy.
Not suitable for children, or anyone with their childhood memories still intact.

Includes the following triggers:

  • well, Hiddles voice, duh
  • singing
  • shouting
  • screaming
  • villain voice, including cackling
  • "scalliwags", "me hearties", and stuff
  • uncomfortable references to being high

Necessary precautions:
Buy earplugs. Put them inside your ears. Like, really deep inside your ears. You can test the muting capacity of the plugs by bursting balloons right next to your ear, or poking random babies’ foreheads for no reason at a supermarket.

Expected outcome:
About 30 minutes of frustration due to a silent movie with a bunch on pixies flying around, one innocent “I’ll just listen for a second”, fateful removal of one single earplug, and a sharp scream followed by two hours of squealing and drooling on the floor, accompanied by confusing and disturbing feelings towards an animated man. Somewhere in the distance you will hear a silent “I told you so” echoing in the night. It’s coming from this here blog.

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An abundance of Hiddles 68/
Photoshoot by Lorenzo Agius (source)

If I’m not mistaken - which I rarely am - this in fact is the infamous dictionary page defining the term "nope".

Follower of the Week

……is tooprettypictures - congrats, youuu!

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