NATIONAL THEATRE LIVE: CORIOLANUS (2014)
Caius Martius Coriolanus
Estimated trauma risk: 9.7
This theatre play recording is claimed to contain a Shakespeare play starring Tom Hiddleston, but in reality it’s a dangerous weapon of mass destruction designed to leave viewers emotionally crippled.
Not suitable for those who haven’t even finished their therapy after Hollow Crown yet.
Includes the following triggers:
Have a hammer somewhere conveniently within reach so you can use it to alleviate the emotional suffering and hormonal pain by banging your toe with it at any moment when the watching experience becomes unbearable and you need physical distraction.
Loss of approximately 10 toes, 2-5 fingers, healthy eyesight and common sense.
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I love these recurring freak-outs concerning my nationality…
Ja kyllä maar, huippusalainen SWH-päämaja sijaitsee Suomen syövereissä. Ei kai ny tämmöstä blogia voi muulla pyörittää kun suomalaisella sisulla.
No, your brain is not poisoned, don’t worry. Your brain is merely trying to protect you by attempting to make Tom seem as undesirable to you as possible. It’s just a healthy self-defense mechanism.
…or possibly your mind’s last call for help.
inkworlder replied to your post “Oh god. Ok calm down. Ok so ASDFGHJKL I JUST SAW THIS PICTURE WHERE HE’S LIKE ALL WET AND UHHH IN A WHITE SHIRT UGHHH HELP. HELP. I CAN’T TAKE MUCH ANYMORE. TOM IS DRIVING ME INSANE. I JUST CANT plz help. I don’t know what to do. (btw your blog is amazing, I love it”
THAT WAS NOT HELPFUL, DARLING.
I beg to differ! It worked like a charm! Disturbing wet shirts successfully forgotten.
Tom’s favourite cardigan Appreciation Post
More like his only cardigan
Sounds like it’s atTENTION REDIRECTION TIME
Focusing on the image above should redirect your attention away from the wet shirt photo. You’re very welcome.
Mah work heer is dun!
Oooohhh not stalkerish at all yes hello there welcome.
Aaaaaand that is exactly what Tumblr is here for! To
replace your dull friends give you the sense of community and belonging and the satisfaction of neverending kinky innuendoes!
[Hallelujah playing in the distance]
professor-maia replied to your post “I’m glad you let me know!! Thank you very much! …and as regards my…”
you stop that right now or so help me god
You are expected to deal with mischievous Hiddles as you deal with any other kind of Hiddles - poorly, mostly. Don’t worry, though; there are tricks to help you cope with this specific mode of Hiddles behaviour.
The key is to ignore the misbehaving Hiddles. This isn’t easy, I admit, but it’s guaranteed to work. This demands patience, determination and willpower. Close your eyes, adopt a stern look on your face and ignore everything that can be interpreted as flirtatious, teasing, suggestive or downright smutty. Disregard the dubious jokes, intentionally miss the playful winks, and firmly refuse to pay any attention to the recurring bouts of laughter. Keep calm, breathe and stay focused.
…and once you’ve messed everything up and find yourself shivering and squealing on the floor, crawl to the kitchen and get yourself a cup of tea. I’d suggest herbal.