Hello there, Stairs! Good to hear from you! You recovered from your fall alright?
What comes to that tweet; the general public’s harmless term “to swoon” translates in basic Hiddlestoner terminology to “to lose all your shits and scream your throat sore and weep under your bed for three weeks until you run out of ice cream and are forced to exit the house to buy more only to find out you cannot face the sun anymore”. We are, well, how should I put it… screwed.
I’d recommend trying to stick to normal daily routine, with work and everything, as it is important to establish a sense of continuity and security in the face of the impending disaster more commonly known as Crimson Peak. It might be a valid idea to double-lock the doors, though, keep your windows shut, avoid open spaces and start stocking up comfort food.
Godspeed, to all of us.
- Traveling At Night - the making of Only Lovers Left Alive http://bit.ly/1prztH8
- Deleted and Extended Scenes http://bit.ly/1prAgYm
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Reblogging this to watch later.
If you’re going to watch this alone, be sure to have medics, the local fire department and the closest hospital on speed dial to avoid any and all permanent physical damage.
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Ah yes, Hiddles bending over in any way possible tends to highlight his thighs and buttocks and god-knows-what-bodyparts-you-may-be-staring-at, and easily renders fangirls immobile, often cramping up from the neck down or otherwise collapsing and drooling all over the place.
This awkward and uncomfortable physical reaction occurs due to rapid and aggressive hormonal overheating, and - when faced with Tom squating around parading his butt - can be prevented by instantly covering your eyes, taking a few deep breaths, sticking a bag of ice in your pants, and spinning around twenty times loudly singing “Kumbaya My Lord”. The last move doesn’t really solve anything but keeps me entertained so do it for me.
“The last move doesn’t really solve anything but keeps me entertained so do it for me.”
I’ve become increasingly convinced that survivingwithouthiddles is run by Luke Windsor.
I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.
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Many thank-yous and congrats! o/
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Only Lovers Left Alive Extras
Extras - because we handled the movie itself so freaking well
Stay calm, no need to despair! Everything will be alright, I promise!
Just sit down, and take a few deep breaths. Good, good, that’s it. Wipe the sweat off from your forehead. Keep your breathing steady. Feeling a bit better already, right? Yes, good. Try to relax. Can you stand? Easy, easy… That’s it, get on your feet… You’re doing marvelously. Now slowly back away from the computer. Take small steps, hold on to something if you need to. Beautiful, there you go… Remember what we talked about the breathing! Great, keeping it steady… In and out, in and out… Gooood! Keep backing up until you reach a window. Open it and let the cool air flow on your face. A deeeep breath! Ahhh much better isn’t it? Let the fresh air clear your thoughts… Maybe you can birds chirping, or traffic going by? Yeah, those comforting sounds of life still continuing as usual. Feel the calmness flowing inside of you, yes, focus on that… Good… Now come back, come here. Feeling better? Great! You did so well!
Now you can let out that scream you’ve been holding back from the start and throw your computer from the window you just opened and hide under your bed until the new OLLA footage goes away.
Adam playing with Adam’s apple
I’m not sure what exactly you’re doing, sir, but I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t be doing it in public
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I woke my cat (and my neighbours too, I suppose) while laughing at THAT %)))
I think I cried a little writing it.
A very severe case of Hiddles withdrawals, I see. The absence of excessive amounts of Tom is distressing you approximately as much as the previous continous exposure to him did, so may I suggest you use similar survival techniques to tackle both problems?
When there’s no Hiddles updates to bother you, and the energy you usually spend on flipping out over him is starting to pile up, causing physical and emotional restlessness and anquish, just hurl yourself against your DVD stand, lie on the floor with movies raining down all over you, kick around recklessly and bang your favourite Hiddles movie DVD case against your forehead until you pass out. Maybe Crimson Peak’s out by the time you wake up.
….or possibly not. Buy more DVDs and repeat the procedure.
Well my highly professional take on this is that there’s no right or wrong way to react here, and considering that the vast majority of people freaks out about the mere existence of Hiddles, not to mention both his presence and absence at Twitter, I believe you’re not alone on this one.
So I suppose it’s okay, but undoubtedly distressing and most likely unnecessary, since Tom’s lazy tweeting hardly is an indicator of him forgetting anything or doing something specific. All that super-duper fun-time you think he’s having is happening in your head only and most likely reflecting your own fears and insecurities and needs, and doesn’t really have much to do with what Tom’s up to at any given moment.
I’d suggest turning your attention to more urgent and pressing matters, such as the weather, the whereabouts of the nearest pair of fluffy socks and the constant chocolate shortage. Priorities, people. Priorities.
Tom Hiddleston Timeline | The full list of Tom Hiddleston’s projects inspired to the short timeline on my Tom Hiddleston infographic.